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Name: Wilhelm
Birthday: 6/19/1989
Gender: Male
Interests: Music, Movies, Computers, Musicals, Plays, Games
Expertise: Cynicism, Assistance, Generally Helping Folks
Occupation: Unemployed/Between Jobs
Industry: Government
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AIM:  Tikisheep619
Member Since:
1/21/2005
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| Advanced Global Personality Test Results | Take Free Advanced Global Personality Testpersonality tests by similarminds.com
trait snapshot:
craves
attention, messy, open, rash, irritable, likes large parties, low self
control, weird, fragile, does not like to be alone, emotionally
sensitive, worrying, depressed, heart over mind, does not respect
authority, dependent, not rule conscious, not good at saving money,
more interested in relationships than intellectual pursuits, likes to
fit in, very social, frequently second guesses self, phobic,
suspicious, not careful, outgoing, vain, compassionate, aggressive,
likes to make fun, hates to lose
Damn Jena, that's an accurate test. With the possible exception of depressed I'd agree with everything in that trait snapshot. Whoever made this was a smart motherfucker. So I spent all of today helping Jamee Shea move from her mold infested house to a new house, because she asked for my help. Good thing I came, they would never have gotten it done on their own. Plus, I got to drive a U-Haul truck, which was fun. No, I didn't have my permit on me, so what? Although I forgot that in the old legend, the good samaritan dies of exposure and exhaustion. I swear it was fucking raining ICE, if that's even possible. So cold. Brrr motherfucker, brrr. But I feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside for helping her and her mother, so that's what counts I suppose. So all I have to do is be nice for two more days and I will have been completely nice and peaceful for an entire week. This was a bet with a friend of mine. I get Skittles if I win. Yummy. It's been difficult, yes, but being nice is rather nice. I admit I need some practice, but I think I could get used to it. Oh, and Erika and Ryan broke up. Just wanted to state for the record, I told you all so. Oh, by the way, picture for Cat. It's me with a friend at one of my leadership conferences. Good times, man, good times. | | |
| Personality Quiz Time! Wheee!
Global Personality Test:
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Stability (33%) moderately low which
suggests you are worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.
Orderliness (16%) very low which suggests you are
overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often
of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Extraversion (70%) high which suggests you are
overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too
often of developing your own individual interests and internally based
identity.
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Might add more if I have free time later. That's it for now.
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| I'm very bored. And very angry. But more on that later. For now, I feel like doing some random quiz thingies. So enjoy:
In 2005..
( ) stayed single the whole year. (almost)
( ) got your first kiss
(x) kissed someone new
( ) made-out for the first time
( ) made-out in/on a car
( ) kissed in the snow
(x) kissed in the rain
(x) fell in love
( ) fell in love with a fool
( ) had your heart broken
( ) broke someone else's heart
( ) had a stalker
(x) had a good relationship with someone
( ) questioned your sexual orientation
( ) came out of the closet
( ) gotten pregnant
( ) gotten someone else pregnant
( ) had an abortion
( ) gotten married
( ) had a divorce
( ) had a gay marriage
( ) kissed someone of the same sex
(x) dated someone you'll never forget
(x) done something you've regretted
( ) lost your true love
( ) lost faith in love
( ) kissed under miseltoe
WORK/SCHOOL
( ) got a promotion
( ) got a pay raise
( ) changed jobs
( ) lost your job
( ) quit your job
( ) dated a co-worker
( ) dated your boss
( ) dated your boss' daughter/son
( ) got fired from your job
(x) got straight A's
(x) met one teacher you really like
(x) met one teacher you really hated
( ) found the subject you love
( ) failed a class
( ) cut class
( ) skipped school
( ) got into a fight with a classmate
(x) did something you were proud of
( ) discovered a new talent
(x) gave the teachers a reason to teach
( ) proved yourself an idiot
( ) embarassed yourself in front of the class
( ) fell in love with a teacher
(x) got a lead in the school play
( ) made a varsity team
( ) made a junior varsity team
(x) were involved in something you'll never forget
( ) got sent to the office
OTHER
( ) painted a picture
(x) wrote a poem
( ) ran a mile
(x) listened to music you couldn't stand
(x) double-dipped
( ) skinny-dipped
( ) went to a sleepover
( ) went to camp
( ) threw a surprise party
(x) laughed till you cried
( ) laughed till you peed in your pants
(x) flirted shamelessly
( ) visited a foreign country
(x) visted a foreign state
( ) cooked a disasterous meal
( ) lost something important to you
(x) got a gift you adore
(x) realized something new about yourself
(x) went on a diet
( ) tried to gain weight
( ) highlighted/ dyed your hair
(x) came close to losing your life (Almost got hit by a fucking car tonight...scared the shit out of me...
( ) someone close to you died
(x) went to a party
( ) tried drug(s)
( ) got arrested
(x) read a great book
(x) saw a great movie
( ) saw a movie so scary that it made you cry
(x) saw any movie that made you cry
( )saw your favorite band/artist live
(x) saw someone famous in person
(x) did something you want to tell everyone
(x) Enjoyed this year overall
Booya.
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| Mmkay kids, now its on. Rant time motherfuckers.
See, events have been unfolding lately that just make me question my faith in humanity. Not that I ever had any to begin with, but its lessening on a day to day basis.
So there is this boy I know, who will remain nameless *cough*RYAN ARNOLD OF MANASQUAN NEW JERSEY USA AGED 16 AT THE TIME OF THIS WRITING ABOUT FIVE FOOT NINE INCHES TALL WITH CURLY BROWN HAIR AND USUALLY SEEN WEARING SOME TYPE OF SMARTASS T-SHIRT*cough*, has been through, via what intel I can gather, five girlfriends in a little over a year.
Without listing the girls specifically, lets just run through this. Went out with girl A for about two weeks before going single. Afterwards he moved on to girl B, whom he dumped, and went single again. Moved on to girl C and did something despicably terrible to her before dumping her and moving basically immediately into the arms of girl D. Went out with girl D for approximately THREE WEEKS before now dumping her and moving on to girl E, as far as the rumors can tell.
Now, I am a very close personal friend of girl C, and I know what he did to her. And in my mind he deserved to die alone for what he did to her. And yet, so far, he hasn't been in a position to die alone. He keeps bunny-hopping from hapless female to innocent victim.
What I'm asking is, does this boy have no soul? From knowing him personally, I can say the answer is yes, he does have no soul.
But the real, true question behind this is: does no one care? How many of you out there can honestly say you are so disturbed by what he is doing that you will rise up and attempt to put a stop to him. From what I am guessing, that answer is two, maybe three people. No one cares anymore. No one cares what happens to good people, and no one cares how despicable bad people can get to get what they want. Everyone is so wrapped up in their own goddamn affairs that they forget they are part of a larger club: Humanity. All of you (with some minor exceptions, of course) are humans, and when you see someone doing something bad to other humans, you have a responsibility to step the fuck up and stop them. I personally don't know what I'm going to do to this boy yet. But in my own small way, I will make his life more painful, even if it is just a minor inconvenience to him. Maybe I'll start a nasty rumor. Maybe I'll stick out my foot and accidentally on purpose trip him in the hallway. Maybe I'll accidentally break his nose. I don't know yet.
But those of you who are going to just sit there and idly watch him treat your fellow humans like dirt: begone. Don't even speak to me, for you have not the right.
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| Characters and Questions Meme stolen from Livejournal.
Characters:
1. Mark Cohen (RENT)
2. Erik/The Phantom (Phantom of the Opera)
3. Paul Smecker (Willem Dafoe in Boondock Saints)
4. Ravus (from the book Valiant)
5. Dark Helmet (Spaceballs)
6. Hermione (Harry Potter)
7. Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars)
8. Morpheus (The Matrix)
9. Steven Seagal (any of his characters)
10. Steve Zissou (The Life Acquatic With Steve Zissou)
11. Selby (Monster, the movie about Aileen Woumos [spelling])
12. Gandalf (LotR)
Questions:
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic? Would you want to?
Have I ever read a Hermione/Selby fanfic? No. Would I want to? Yes. Why? Because it would mean lesbians. And one of them would be Christina Ricci. GOD yes.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
If I was a woman I would say Ravus was hot. Not sizzling, but good enough to notice.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Gandalf got Morpheus pregnant the child would fulfill the prophecy, defeat Sauron, and then change races from black to white as it aged, then change back to black when it died. Oh, and it would be born with a hat like Gandy's.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
No, thank god.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Because the Phantom is a genius and Hermione is a smartass. Boom.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Dark Helmet and Selby or Dark Helmet and Gandalf. Gandalf, because that would just make it so silly, whereas I could actually see Rick Morianis and Christina Ricci getting it on.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Obi-Wan walked in on Phantom and Gandalf having sex, he would just say "Kids these days.." but then Anakin would whine and he would stab Anakin in the crotch, and Phantom and Gandalf would continue.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Paul Smecker and Steve Zissou. Wow. So Smecker is a transvestite sometimes, because thats how Willem rolls, so he would come onto the Belafonte one night after Zissou released a successful movie, and join the party dressed as a woman. Steve would mistake him for his wife Elanore, and they would have sex. Just before they, ah, um, climaxed, Steve would realize his folly, and finish anyway. Klaus (also played by Willem Dafoe) would then join in and they'd have clone sex.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
No, because I don't know what fluff is. Also, Mark wouldn't go for Morpheus. Morph isn't artistic enough for Mark. Too much of a hardass religious freak.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
"Two Aging Mentors Have Sex Because They Worry About Their Prodigies"
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Mark's Power would go out, and he would leave the loft to go find Collins, who got his ass beat again. He'd get lost and end up under a bridge. Ravus would be there. Boom.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven Slash?
Yes. Sarah, and Vicky, undoubtedly.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three Het?
No, because Smecker is gay.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I would if I could, because Selby's not, but no.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
NO. Phantom/Ravus/Dark Helmet. NO.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Either "Fuck, they wired it!" or "You're not my wife."
17. If you write a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
41 Shots. He is black, after all.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
CAUTION: Very hot heterosexual making out under supervision of aging gentleman.
19. What might be a good pickup line for Two to use on Ten?
"I'll help you make fish movies in the niiiiiiiiiight."
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I don't think any exist about Dark Helmet.
21. What is Six's super secret kink?
Where wands aren't meant to go.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?
Yes, Selby would shag Steven Seagal, but only drunk (since she's lesbian) and only because he'd beat her into it.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Obi-Wan tops Smecker. He wears the pants in the relationship. Plus, he's the man.
24.
One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly
runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with
Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise
advice of Five and finds true love with Three. What title would you
give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read
it. Name one person who should write it.
Ok Ok. Mark and Steven Seagal are happy until Steve runs off with Ravus. One has a one night unbelievably hot stand with Selby and an unsuccessful affair with Gandalf, the follows Dark Helmet's advice and finds true love with Paul Smecker. I would call this "Everyone Ends Up With AIDS", and Vicky, Amanda, and Sarah would read it. I should write it, because I'd be the only one who could keep a straight face long enough to do so.
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Sad, because I always pictured Obi-Wan as being straight, but unlucky. Fuck Morpheus.
Dear GOD that was fun. Strange, but fun. DISTURBING, but fun. Post commets you Irish Bug Bastards.
Ignore spelling mistakes, its 3AM after all.
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